SYP History

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For our wonderful Wikia, the history is rich, colorful, racist, and all that other B.S. Before you can ask any questions, I'm here to stop you!

/slap

I hope that hurt you more than it hurt me, because I don't want a relationship based on violence. We've all seen Die Hard. It just doesn't work out. Anyhow, the origins of Slap Ya Face find their place in the 1500's, when everyone was like, hey, there's this cool new continent, let's go capture it for the King of England! Rarr! But one man aboard the many English ships, an intelligent scholar named Jeffey McDude, secretly plotted against his brothers, sabotaging the ship by doing nefarious acts like burning the underwear of fellow sailors, removing the steering wheel of the ship, and replacing the water for the cleaning buckets with feacies.

But it was only a matter of time before he was caught in the act, and hung from his legs while being whipped with a wet noodle. As he cried from the pain, a man in Italy discovered the quantum theory that describes:

A meatball within a meatball within a meatball is truly a meatball

And so Jeffey was killed. However, nobody cared, because I am not related in any way to him if he even exists, because I just made his name up on the spot. So I created the Slap Ya Face Wikia. The end. Now go cry in the corner you big baby.