Rules

Not to be confused with ROOLS.

Before any of you new users decide to plunge headfirst into this god-awesome wikia, you must be blessed with the infinite knowledge that is THE RULES. Now, the rules are fairly simple and straightforward- bow to me as your awesome and glorius leader, or I will whip out my BAN-HAMMA and slap you so hard upside the face that even your great-great-great-great-great grandchildren will feel the pain and have the bruise from the incident.

Actually, due to silly laws in our wonderful United States of America, I can't actually hit you that hard. Actually, I can't hit you at all. That's assault, and assault is a mean thing to do. So don't do it. Because I once knew this guy, and he was assaulted by a vagrant, and he got his nose messed up, but he didn't want to report it because this vagrant threatened him bad. So his nose set all wrong and now it's like, totally crooked. So what was I talking about again? Oh right, the rules.

The real rules are these:

I. Thou shalt not delete entire pages, unless the page has no real use, or was trolled to the point beyond repair

II. Thou shalt not cuss like a sailor, unless you want to be beaten with the BAN-HAMMA

III. Thou shalt not respect other wikias, except our sister site, TROLLOPOLIS

IV. Thou shalt not break this rule, lest they want to be put into a cage where they will starve

V. Thou shalt not speak like they are in the old days, or make pages like the Ten Commandments

Also, if you make a random page, be sure to put at least some information of value on it, as we want this wikia to grow big and large and fat so that I gets plenty of bacons when I slaughterz ya.