ROOLS

Not to be confused with Rules.

ROOLS are the ROOLS, and by breaking any of these ROOLS you will surely be put to death. Now, all you have to do to avoid a very painful death/punishment for breaking any of these ROOLS, you can beg forgiveness, pay me a ridiculously high amount of money, and tell everyone the truthful fact that I am the greatest, most coolest, most awesomest dude that could ever live on our holy planet blessed by ME. Now, you have to ask this one question- WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS THE CREATOR OF THIS SITE AND THE COOLEST DUDE EVER? THIS GUY! Anyways, onto the ROOLS.

1. Don't break the ROOLS. Because, in the end, you don't break the ROOLS- the ROOLS break you.

2. Don't follow the ROOLS. If you follow the ROOLS, then the Rules will find you and assassinate you.

3. Eat the cheese. It may be a year old, but eat it anyways. Come on, you know you want to.

4. Don't eat the cheese. It's a year old, it could have any number of diseases. Like HIV.

5. Don't rub your HIV on me. You may think it's cool, but it's not.

6. Rub your HIV on me. You may not think it's cool, but it totally is.

And those are the ROOLS. Make sure you follow each and every one of them. AND DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME, BECAUSE I'VE GOT EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD!