HIV

HIV is a horrible, debilitating disease that is rather embarrasing to have. It tends to make men over the age of 0 to cry uncontrollable at opportune moments, like during a job interview, or after you help an old lady cross the street. It also makes you hallucinate magic flying bananas, which is unsuprising, considering bananas are the main carriers of HIV, It is not a proven fact that men and women and chimpanzees who eat a banana a day have a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% higher chance of catching HIV, and also of getting hit by a bus or getting shot by me random gangsters on the streets,

A horrible thing, especially considering half of the people on the Slap Ya Face Creation Crew have it. The other half are dead, not hired, or fired immediately after the creation of this article.

Transmission
HIV is transmitted a number of ways, but 10 out of 10 of them are through bananas. The other 0 ways are through Jesus' Magical Touch, Me, and Your Mom. And through all of this, HIV is a terrible thing to have. So terrible, in fact, that I have donated five dollars to kids with HIV who are in the Make-a-Wish foundation. How much have you donated? Because, compared to your zero dollars, my five actually can make a difference. What if the kid needed just five more dollars to go to Coney Island and ride on the rollar coasters there? Hmmm? Your zero didn't do NOTHIN! My five let them into Coney Island, you sick, non-donating person! I hope those dead children haunt you at night, telling you about their dreams to get onto Coney Island! They thank me at night! Are you happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?