The Creation Crew

Here, at the makebelieve offices in {INFORMATION REMOVED}, the Slap Ya Face Wikia has a round-the-clock team of experts who create each and every page you view with your beady little eyes. Yeah, a team. Not the A-Team, but they're pretty cool. Here are the members of the team:

Joe Schmoe The Bumpin' Bro
Joe Schmoe was born in {DATE REMOVED}, on a cold Winter night. His father, a successful terrorist/real estate agent, passed away when he was five. His father was killed after suicide-bombing an HIV Clinic, thus destroying the only cure to the painful disease. His mother, a chain-smoking, smot-poking, hippie-crazed woman, managed to acquire enough money to keep Joe and her in their quant little two bedroom apartment that smelled of cat urine and dog doo-doo. When Joe was 12, he found himself at the gates of Harvard, as he was incredibly intelligent, but nobody knew that, because all they could do was laugh at his 70's hairstyle and clothing.

But then, one day, Joe Schmoe answered a math equation so difficult that it actually made one student's mind explode from the intense amount of thought he put into it. He was heralded as a hero, and, as such, they renamed the school from Harvard to Joe Schmoe Academy of Cool. But, even as he left the school as the smartest man alive, he was bored, and he didn't like the way his life was going. At 15, with trillions upon trillions of dollars, Joe Schmoe ended up finding an old friend of his, a man who was similarly into the seventies. However, the man gave Joe a bad marijuana joint, causing Schmoe's I.Q. to drop from 593 to 55. Trying to maintain the appearance that he still was incredibly intelligent, Joe invested fifty five trillion dollars into the company British Petroleum, only to have all of his money spent to fix something the company screwed up on. Broke, with no job, and no friends, Schmoe found our offices in {LOCATION REMOVED} and was hired on the spot. Now, he maintains constant appearances as The Bumpin' Dude, and trolls as many other Wikis as possible.