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&nbsp Jepoopsalotsus is cool. Now, you might be wondering, why did I click on this link? Why would I want to see a page where the introduction is simply, Jepoopsalotsus is cool? Why am I reading my own questions on a page on the internet? Well, if those were your questions, I am a godly mind-reader. Yes, bow to me. BOW!

Now, Jepoopsalotsus was born approximately 10,000 B.C., an age where half the people who ruled the Kingdom of Isreal were inbred and the other half were dead (Problem, officer?). So Jepoopsalotsus was apparently the son of God, who, as we all know, is like, cool. So that obviously means Jepoopsalotsus is cool too. NOW you understand the introduction. Anyhow, Jepoopsalotsus was born in a smelly stable because his mom was too cheap to bother to go to a hospital, but it didn't matter, because hospitals didn't even exist back then. So, despite the possibility of catching like, a thousand diseases, Jepoopsalotsus made it through and decided he wanted to preach Christianity, which is like a crap version of Islam and Judaism.

Eventually, people stopped liking him, and one of his homies betrayed him, so he got like, killed, in front of EVERYONE, but he resurrected himself and kicked some ash. So, he's now chillin' with God, watching your every move, like the FBI, except cooler. MUCH cooler.