History (Politically Correct Version)

''Whoops! Maybe you were looking for crappy history?''

''Whoops! Maybe you are a douche?''

The REAL history of Slap Ya Face Wikia takes its origins in the economic downturn of 2009. As the economy began to plummet as a result from the Clinton Administration's actions, The Creator was influenced to create a site where he could publicly make a change. However, his actions were hindered by the fact that he wasn't actually creating any new sites, simply deleting the pages off ones with good names and making new pages. Because of that he recieved many Wikia perma-bans, but he shrugged them off, knowing he could eventually show off his opinions. But he didn't. In fact, he never did. This site was actually created for the purpose of

HARR HARR HARR THIS SITE JUST GOT TROLLED PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR WE WILL SHOOT YOU TO DEATH! I'VE GOT GUNS MADE OF TOILETS AND THE TRIGGERS ARE SET TO FLY! THE BIRDS ARE POOPING ON YOUR SENTRA NOW! I HOPE YOUR WIFE IS HAPPY WITH THE MAGIC PIZZA! DERPY!

umm...I can't actually remember what I was going to put here, but I guess I can say a few words before this thing gets destroyed. So truly, the meaning of life is

YOUR MOM

I give up. There is no Politically Correct Version of history, and there is no Politically Incorrect Version either. So I win. HAH.